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"I'm FURIOUS at this app. I did 12 push-ups and it said 'Starting somewhere. We guess.' I did 50 and it said 'Okay, we're impressed. A little.' I'm being gaslit by an algorithm and I can't stop using it. Every other fitness app told me I'd transform into a Greek god. This one told me I'm doing push-ups. That's it. No transformation. No life-changing moment. Just push-ups. And you know what? I've done 2,000 push-ups in 3 months because this app is the only one that didn't lie to me. It's honest. It's brutal. It works. I hate it. 10/10 recommend."
John "Definitely Real" Doe
Certified Push-Up Enthusiast & Verified Human Being
"This testimonial was definitely not written by the developers at 2 AM after too much coffee and questionable life choices."
- Definitely not the developers (probably)
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